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ryanjamesburke:

smitethepatriarchy:

sixpenceee:

One of the most impressive zombie cosplays I have ever seen, and the man behind this is Josef Rarach. 

Holy fuck.

Shit

(via systemofadowny)

oodnight:

They’re born with their brains in their hands. Don’t you see, that makes them peaceful. They’ve got to be, because a creature like that would have to trust anyone it meets. 

(via doctorwho)

frowlic:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

so amazing

omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.

(via mevafecr)

coolstoryfuckface:

Fruit and vegetable by Dimitri Tsykalov

cakesandfail:

youwillneverjustbeablipintime:

whoever

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invented

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waistcoats

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seriously

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thank

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you

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It was this guy:

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Charles II, huge royal babe and 17th-century fashion icon.

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(Source: dabblingwiththecaptain, via insertmonochromehere)

jbrookegilbert:

sarcastic-snowflake:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

fuck you

I watched for ten minutes! I can’t get that ten minutes back!

(via razorthecurse)

(Source: corporation-cats, via unwanted-smiles)

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via itsalltolatetoknow)